[賽後帖]湖人108-106拒逆轉再勝爵士升至西部第2
球員數據：
湖人（12-4）：東契奇33分11板8助3斷、裏（lǐ）夫斯22分10板（bǎn）4助（zhù）、詹姆斯17分6板（bǎn）8助、八村塁13分6板（bǎn）、斯瑪特6分、海（hǎi）斯5分4板1助、拉拉維亞5分1板2助、文森特3分（fèn）1板、艾頓2分（fèn）3板、克萊（lái）伯2分3板
爵士（5-11）：喬治27分5板8助、馬爾卡寧20分7板2助、米哈伊柳克12分2板5助、努爾基奇11分10板2助2斷、貝利10分5板3助、科利爾10分1板3助、森薩博（bó）5分3板、樂福4分9板2助、菲利波（bō）夫斯基4分3板2助、亨德裏克斯3分
東契奇給詹姆斯（sī）傳暴扣（kòu）
[–] varietyman13 593 points 5 hours ago
Bron with his trademark “ah I’m hurt and need to slowly go down the court… ope time to get a dunk”
lol this laker team is hilarious
球迷：勒（lè）布（bù）朗（lǎng）上演招牌動作——“哎喲~我受傷了，得慢慢溜達過（guò）半場……哎（āi）呀！機會（huì）來了，搞個暴扣”！哈哈哈，這支湖人（rén）隊真搞笑。
[–]Lakers disterb 135 points 4 hours ago
LOL! "look, guys, take it easy on me. i'm OLD and kinda' HURT." -lebron, probably-
湖人球迷：笑死！“各位，下手輕點。我老了，還有點傷。”——勒布朗（lǎng），可能。
[–] Slovenia levilev 175 points 5 hours ago
Lol is this Crypto arena
斯（sī）洛文尼亞球迷：笑（xiào）死，這是加密（mì）貨幣（bì）球（qiú）館嗎？（指主場像客場）
[–] Popeyes_69 370 points 5 hours ago
Lebrons a cherry picking mf ?. Saw that coming from a mile away he was waiting on that
球迷：勒布朗真是個偷下快（kuài）攻的老六?。我老遠就看出他在那兒等著了。
[–]Warriors scrambled_cable 89 points 4 hours ago
Bron’s a genetic freak, man. I remember the time Andre Iguodala missed some time because he dunked in a game and had back soreness I think.
勇士球迷：勒布朗真是個基因怪（guài）物。我記得安德烈-伊戈達拉曾因比賽中扣籃導致背部酸痛休（xiū）戰過。
[–] Supersonics japooo 236 points 5 hours ago
the power of that dunk at age 40 is crazy.
超音速球迷：40歲了還（hái）有這扣籃力量（liàng），太瘋狂（kuáng）了。
[–] Diijkstra 99x 95 points 4 hours ago
Man, I'm gonna miss Lebron destroying the ring. the most satisfying Dunk to watch
球迷：兄弟，我（wǒ）會想念勒布朗摧毀（huǐ）籃筐的。他的（de）扣籃是看（kàn）起來最爽的。
GIF-東契奇連續高光！穿（chuān）襠樂福迸助飛海斯（sī）暴扣
[–] DontFollowMyAdvices 2771 points 6 hours ago
ELDER ABUSE
球迷：虐待（dài）老（lǎo）人啊！
[–]Lakers BigBallerBryant 587 points 6 hours ago
the future is now, old man
湖人球迷：未來已來，老登。
[–]Spurs ArmiinTamzarian 240 points 6 hours ago
This season feels like the league is constantly reminding Love how washed up he is
馬刺（cì）球迷：這賽（sài）季感覺聯盟在不停地提醒樂福他有多過氣。
[–] ProfessorPetrus 135 points 6 hours ago
I love Love. Everytime I see him now i'm like do your thing! Then he doesn't rebound well or nail his 3's or make crazy outlet passes to bron :(
球迷：我愛樂福。但現（xiàn）在每次看到他我都想喊“拿出你本事來！”，然後他籃（lán）板也搶不好，三（sān）分也投不進，也給（gěi）不（bú）了勒布朗那（nà）種（zhǒng）縱（zòng）貫全場的長傳 :(
[–]Lakers aquadroid 936 points 6 hours ago
Disgusting
湖人（rén）球迷：太殘暴了。
[–]Lakers magmaknuckles 262 points 6 hours ago
Nico Harrison to Luka's diet
湖人球迷：尼科（kē）-哈裏森（前獨行（háng）俠GM）該（gāi）管管東契奇的飲食了。
[–]Cavaliers spacefish420 655 points 6 hours ago
Nah fuck this man. Dope highlight but this is gonna be K Loves “damn I need to retire” moment. I don’t wanna see him go out like this?
騎士球迷（mí）：淦！真受不了。這動作是真牛（niú）逼，但這會成為樂福“媽的！是時候（hòu）退役了”的（de）時刻。我不想看他這樣收場啊?
[–]Cavaliers jaman715 162 points 5 hours ago
Yeah that Blake Griffin clip talking about Mobley came to mind
騎（qí）士球迷（mí）：是（shì）啊，讓我想起布雷克-格裏（lǐ）芬（fēn）說（跟不上）莫布（bù）裏（lǐ）（想到要退役）的那（nà）個片段了。
[–]Lakers alex_zz9 1032 points 6 hours ago
That was nasty
湖人球迷：這球真騷了。
[–] joe4553 346 points 6 hours ago
Don't see enough nutmegs in basketball.
球迷：籃球場的（de）上穿襠球（qiú），百看不厭！
[–]Minneapolis Lakers CtrlAltDelightfull 910 points 6 hours ago
He's insane lmao
湖人球迷：他真牛逼呀（ya），笑死。
[–]Heat JigglesTheBiggles 529 points 6 hours ago
I tried this in pick up once and I threw it right at a dude’s balls.
熱火球迷：我有次野球場試過這招，結果球直接砸人蛋（dàn）上了。
[–] pitcherintherye77 188 points 5 hours ago
“ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!??”
球迷：“你他媽心裏（lǐ）沒愧嗎！？！”
[–] Gran Destino Jonesbro 69 points 5 hours ago
Reminds me of the time I hit a 3 and went to do melos 3 to the dome but also wanted to clap so I smacked myself in the face in front of everyone on the sideline
球迷：讓我想起有次我投進三分想學甜瓜爆頭（tóu）慶祝，同時又想鼓（gǔ）掌，結果在邊線所有人麵前扇了自己一耳光。
[–]Timberwolves ThatHotAsian 385 points 6 hours ago
TIL K Love is still in the league and playing
森（sēn）林狼球迷：今天才知道樂福還在聯盟打球。
[–] KimJongPotato 218 points 5 hours ago
He will name this moment on a future podcast as the moment he realized he should retire.
球迷：他以後上播客時，會把這一（yī）刻列為他意識到（dào）自己該退役的時刻（kè）。
[–]Lakers madvisuals 243 points 6 hours ago
Love gonna be on Bron/Nash podcast by next week talking bout it's time
湖人球迷：樂福下周（zhōu）就要上勒（lè）布朗/納什的播客聊“是時候了”。
[–]Lakers YouKilledKenny12 284 points 6 hours ago
Bro what the what? That was awesome!
湖人球迷：兄弟（dì），這啥啊？太牛逼了！
[–] PriceNext746 148 points 5 hours ago
Too bad he’s kinda chubby and doesn’t play defense. Good luck trying to make a team with that guy on your roster, Lakers. /s
球迷（mí）：可惜他（tā）（東契奇）有點胖還不防（fáng）守。祝你們湖人隊裏有這麽個家夥還能組建好球（qiú）隊。/狗頭保命
[–]Heat OracleofFl 108 points 6 hours ago*
When Kevin was on the Heat, he saw very little time and was really like a player/coach signed at veteran's minimum to mentor and coach Kel'el Ware to be a big like him that can also shoot the 3. He moved to Miami, his wife just had a baby, last season saw very little time and had one year to go on his contract and he ends up being traded and now has to play! This was supposed to be a retirement contract!
Last season he only saw time in 23 games. This year he has played some minutes in nearly every game! Turns out that he was pivotal in a trade because the Jazz decided that they wanted him.
熱火球迷：樂福在熱火時上場時間很少，更像（xiàng）一份底薪簽下的球員兼教練（liàn），用（yòng）來指導克雷爾·韋爾（ěr）他那樣能（néng）投三分的大（dà）個子。他舉家搬到邁阿密，妻子剛生娃（wá），上賽季沒怎麽打（dǎ），合同還剩一年，本以為是份養老合同！結果被交（jiāo）易了，現在還得上場打球！上賽（sài）季他隻打了23場。這賽季幾乎每場都打了（le）一些時間！原（yuán）來他在交易中很關鍵，因為爵士決定要他。
[–] Matzeeh 469 points 6 hours ago
Luka is by far the most fun player to watch. Dude just loves hooping and will go for anything.
球迷：東（dōng）契奇是迄（qì）今為止最有（yǒu）觀賞性（xìng）的球員。這家夥就是愛打球（qiú），什麽動作都敢嚐試。
[–] Dependent-Effect6077 214 points 6 hours ago*
It's kind of funny how out of the MVP candidates he's on the complete opposite end of the spectrum from Jokic and SGA in terms of how much high risk/high reward plays he's willing to try lol. Luka will show up to this random November game against the Jazz and start off by taking 10 shots in the 1st quarter and throwing crazy passes. Jokic and SGA will take over when needed but they're definitely more efficiency-first as a baseline I think both would easily rather get 28 on 10/18 shooting than 40 on 14/28 shooting
球迷（mí）：有意（yì）思的是，在MVP候選人裏，在嚐試高風險/高回報打法方麵，他和約基奇（qí）、SGA完全處於光（guāng）譜的兩端。東契奇會（huì）在這場普通的11月對爵士的比賽中，首節就出手10次外加傳（chuán）出各種瘋狂傳球。約基奇和SGA會在需（xū）要時接管，但他們底線肯定是效率優先，我覺得他倆都寧願輕鬆18中10得28分，而不是28中14得40分。
[–] Goerj 114 points 6 hours ago
Those people who only look at numbers will never understand Luka's TOV and why its so high. He's so unafraid to take so many these high risk plays. I guess Luka genuinely just doesn't care about his numbers and just enjoys balling.
球迷：那些隻看數據的人永遠不會理解東契奇的失誤數為什麽（me）那麽高。他根本不怕嚐試這麽多高風險動作。我覺得東契奇是真不在乎數據，就是享受打球。
[–]Lakers heshouldgo 622 points 4 hours ago
Lakers were doing everything they could to lose this game jeez
湖人球迷：老天，湖人這場是變著法兒地想輸掉比賽啊。
[–]Warriors Bandwagon MichiganMitch108 184 points 4 hours ago
Woof, lakers big three going 4-24 from deep will do that.
勇士球迷：好家夥，湖人三巨頭三分球24中4，這表現不輸（shū）才怪（guài）。
[–]Mavericks Neither-Luck-9295 114 points 4 hours ago
With all the Luka highlights being posted, I though for sure this was a blowout win. But every fucking highlight the score was within 2 points.
獨行俠球（qiú）迷：看到滿屏（píng）的東契（qì）奇集錦，我以為肯定是一場大勝。結果他媽每個精彩鏡頭回放時，分（fèn）差都在2分以內。
[–]Lakers JeritoBurrito 443 points 4 hours ago
LeBron was being double teamed and not a single Laker on the court was moving in a 4 point game. This team frustrates the hell out of me with zero urgency.
湖人球迷：在隻差4分的比賽裏，勒布朗被雙人包夾，場上（shàng）其他湖人球員沒一個在跑動。這球隊一點緊迫感都沒有，真他媽讓人火大。
[–]Lakers IMadeThisOn6-28-2015 153 points 4 hours ago
I hate Laker fans so much. Everyone in the damn sub is saying "Bron is ass", "Why the hell did Bron shoot it there"??
Because our team is fucking stupid in the clutch. Bron is being double teamed and can't force it out without risking a turnover and none of our players are taking advantage of the double and trying to get an open look, of course he has to shoot it.
湖人球迷：我（wǒ）太討厭某些湖（hú）人球迷了。論壇裏全在（zài）說“勒布朗真（zhēn）菜”“他媽的勒布朗為啥在那兒（ér）投？？”
因為我們的球隊（duì）在關（guān）鍵時刻蠢得像豬！勒布朗被包夾，硬傳可能失誤，而我們的（de）球員沒一個去利用包夾跑（pǎo）出空位，他當然隻能自己（jǐ）投。
[–]Mavericks pilfecapskcab 204 points 4 hours ago
Shoutout Maxi man
獨行俠球迷：給馬克西-克萊伯點讚！
[–]Minneapolis Lakers CtrlAltDelightfull 87 points 4 hours ago
Unc still got it
湖（hú）人（rén）球迷：寶刀未老啊（ā）。
[–]Lakers onelastnoodle 256 points 4 hours ago
Holy, i thought we were going to choke ts
湖人球迷：我（wǒ）靠，我以（yǐ）為我們又要習慣性拉胯了。
[–]Lakers Pal__Pacino 121 points 4 hours ago
They lead the league in near chokes over the past 5 years for sure.
湖人球迷：過去五年，我們絕對是聯盟“險被翻盤”界的GOAT。
[–]Lakers SkoivanSchiem 192 points 4 hours ago
lakers did not deserve to win that one. we were saved by maxi freakin' kleber.
湖人球迷：湖人（rén）根本不配贏這場。我們是被馬克西-爆種（zhǒng）-克萊伯救了。
[–]Lakers loyola-atherton 100 points 4 hours ago
Feels like long breaks might be worse than back to backs for our guys lmao. They came out like they went to some Mormon orgy last night, fuck, no energy or intensity almost all game.
湖人球迷：感覺休息久了對我們的（de）人來說可能比背靠背還（hái）糟。他們出場時就像昨晚參加了摩門教狂（kuáng）歡派對似（sì）的，他媽幾乎整場比賽都沒活力、沒強度。
來源：Reddit
編譯：Aaron
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