鍵（jiàn）盤俠|?快（kuài）船詐（zhà）騙隊！哈登（dēng）淪為（wéi）“擺爛神器” 成雷霆王朝墊腳石

[賽後貼（tiē）]今日（rì）NBA常規賽，快（kuài）船108-110惜（xī）敗76人。

雙方數據

76人（8-5）：馬（mǎ）克西39分3板6助、格萊姆斯19分2板3助2帽、德拉（lā）蒙德14分18板、埃奇庫姆（mǔ）14分6板6助、喬治（zhì）9分7板3助2帽、沃特福德8分4板4助、巴洛7分（fèn）1板（bǎn）3斷、愛（ài）德華（huá）茲5板（bǎn）4助

快船（4-10）：哈登28分6板5助2帽、桑德斯17分1板1助、祖巴茨（cí）14分13板1助、科（kē）林斯（sī）11分7板、巴圖姆11分6板1助、博格達諾維奇9分7板5助、鄧恩7分2板5助、洛佩（pèi）斯6分1板、保羅3分（fèn）2板、克裏斯蒂2分

[–][PHI] James HardenTatersTot 189 points 3 hours ago

Maxey following Harden like a puppy immediately after the game ended melted my heart

76人球迷：比賽一結束，馬克（kè）西就像隻小狗勾一樣跟著（zhe）哈登，直接把我的心都萌化了～

新聞鏈接：馬（mǎ）克西賽（sài）後一路纏著哈登（dēng）

[–]Spiritual-Bobcat5635 68 points 3 hours ago

Was giving off annoying kid brother vibes to harden lol

球迷；完全就是硬纏著大哥的（de）煩人小弟既視（shì）感啊哈哈哈！！

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 15 points 2 hours ago

Big bro Jimmy, when can we go to the strip club?

勇士球迷：“等燈大葛嗝，啥（shá）摸時候帶瓦一起去（qù）黃色錄像廳看電影呀？”

[–76ersTofu4070 107 points 3 hours ago

Lol, harden was definitely fouled on his elbow. But Maxey should have gotten a foul as well right before with the push.

76人（rén）球（qiú）迷：笑煞吾也！哈登最（zuì）後（hòu）那球絕對被肘（zhǒu）擊了！但之前馬克西被推倒那下也該吹犯規啊～

哈登錯失絕殺

馬克西摔倒

[–]Shoddy_Scar_2210 13 points 3 hours ago

Exactly. They cancelled out.

球迷：沒毛病…兩邊犯規互相抵消了唄～

[–]Niceguydan8 1 point 3 hours ago

That doesn't make sense.

One was reviewed by the officials and confirmed as not a foul and one of them(the more obvious of the two, the Grimes foul on Harden) wasn't called at all.

球迷（mí）：這邏輯根本不通好（hǎo）嗎？一個是裁（cái）判回放確認不是犯規，另一個（更明顯的格萊姆（mǔ）斯對（duì）哈登犯規）壓根沒吹！

[–]Hawksminnyman2011 24 points 3 hours ago

One was called wrong and reviewable and the other was missed and not reviewable… what are we confused about?

老（lǎo）鷹球迷：一個是錯判可回放，另一個（gè）是漏判不可（kě）回放…這有啥好糾結的？

[–]Niceguydan8 6 points 3 hours ago

The person is like "they cancelled out!"

I'm saying that take makes no fucking sense because of exactly what you are talking about.

球迷：有（yǒu）人（rén）說（shuō）什麽"互相抵消"！我就是說這說法純屬扯淡（dàn），理由跟你說的完全一致！

[–]Hawksminnyman2011 2 points 3 hours ago

Ah Gotchya yeah the other dude is trippin not you my bad

老鷹球（qiú）迷：懂了懂了，是那哥（gē）們腦子瓦特（tè）了，錯怪你了，兄弟…

[–]HawksMegaMatrix08 42 points 3 hours ago

Refs trying their hardest to give OKC a straight up dynasty

老鷹球迷：裁判這是拚老命要給雷霆（tíng）送一個（gè）王朝大禮包啊！

[–]ThunderHeadlesshorsman02 32 points 3 hours ago

We have the 76ers pick as well tbf

雷霆球迷：不怕你們知道，我們連76人的選（xuǎn）秀權也有（yǒu）呢嘿嘿嘿…

[–]HawksMegaMatrix08 17 points 3 hours ago

I mean but sixers aren't clippers bad rn

老鷹球迷：但76人現在也沒快船這麽離譜啊…

[–]ThunderHeadlesshorsman02 15 points 3 hours ago

Your sacrifice will not be forgotten lmao ?

雷（léi）霆球迷：你們（men）的犧牲我們會永遠銘記的喲～哈哈哈～

[–]ClippersExzibit21 12 points 3 hours ago

A small price to pay to ensure misery for the rest of the league ?

快船球迷（mí）：言重了（le），隻要能把聯盟其他球隊（duì）一起拖下（xià）水，這點犧牲不值一（yī）提…

[–]RocketsOkExchange7229 36 points 3 hours ago

At what point does harden just ask out of LA?

火箭球迷：哈（hā）登到底啥時候才會（huì）申請離開洛杉磯啊？我（wǒ）火等不及了…

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 38 points 3 hours ago

He can be a free agent after this season so if he wants to leave after the season, he doesn't even have to ask. If he wants to be traded during this season, he has until February 13th.

快船球迷：他本賽季結（jié）束就能成自由球員，想走都不（bú）用申請…如果想（xiǎng）賽季中被交易，截止日是2月13日…

[–]ThunderBrotherSeamus 9 points 3 hours ago

When they ban the strip clubs

雷霆球迷：可能（néng）得等洛杉磯（jī）的脫衣舞俱樂部全部被掃黃組清空的時候（哈登才會（huì）離開洛杉磯）…

[–]Virtual_Zebra_9453 2 points 2 hours ago

Wonder if he asks for a buyout instead of a trade

球迷：你們說（shuō）他會不會直接要（yào）求買斷而不是交易？

[–]RocketsThorlolita 2 points an hour ago

Probably easier for him to get a buyout and sign for the minimum. Matching his salary will be tough.

火箭球迷：買斷後底薪加盟可能更簡單，匹配他薪水太難了（le）！

[–]76ersArtworkByJack 2 points an hour ago

This is a second night back to back game for the oldest team ever. I’m surprised they held the lead for so long

76人球迷：這可（kě）是史上最老球隊的背靠背第（dì）二場，能領先這麽久已經驚到（dào）我了…

[–]Minneapolis Lakersyeetmxster420 11 points 3 hours ago

Nico Harrison is a terrorist

森林狼球迷：尼科-哈裏森簡直是恐怖分子！

注：格萊姆斯去（qù）年被獨行俠交易到76人，本賽季他在76人打出場（chǎng）均16.8分3.8籃板4.3助攻（gōng）的表現。本（běn）場比賽，砍下19分2籃板3助攻（gōng）1搶斷2蓋帽。

[–]76ersOrangeMonkE[S] 9 points 3 hours ago

Grimes was absolutely LOCKING Harden up. 2/16 in the second half.

76人球迷（mí）：格萊姆斯徹底鎖（suǒ）死了（le）哈登，下半場16中2

[–]Minneapolis Lakersyeetmxster420 2 points 3 hours ago

I missed the game but were Sixers fans booing Harden?

either way it’s incredible QG was showing this

森林狼球迷：沒看比賽（sài），76人球迷是在噓哈登嗎？不管咋樣，格萊姆斯這表現（xiàn）實在是絕了！

[–]76ersOrangeMonkE[S] 2 points 3 hours ago

Yes, they were lol. Every touch for a while

76人球迷：是啊哈哈哈笑死（sǐ），有段時（shí）間哈登（dēng）每次觸球都（dōu）被噓…

[–]CelticsKyWy75 4 points an hour ago

Wonderful tank job from the Clippers with all the talent in next year’s dra—wait WHO has their pick?

凱爾特人球迷：快船本賽季這擺爛操（cāo）作實在是妙啊，明年選秀大年，遍地都是天（tiān）才新秀啊…啊（ā）…等等…他們的選秀權是在誰手裏？…

[–]99Sold 77 points 3 hours ago

36 year old 1st option playing 50+ minutes less than a quarter into the season

He’s wasting his last contributing years

球迷：賽程還沒打到四（sì）分之一，就讓一（yī）個36歲高齡的（de）核心打50+分鍾…這不是在浪費他最後（hòu）的巔峰嗎…

哈登四（sì）天三戰，場均42分鍾

[–]ClippersSalty_Watermelon 18 points 3 hours ago

The right thing to do would be to grant any trade request he puts in. He has limited time left at this level and there's no guarantee he'll still be this good next year when he becomes a free agent.

The Clippers meanwhile are done and probably won't be relevant again for another couple years at least.

快船球迷：最人道的做法是放哈登走…他巔（diān）峰期所剩無幾，而（ér）且明年（nián）成（chéng）為自由球員後狀態能否保持都是未知數…反（fǎn）觀快船，已經油盡燈枯了（le），至少未來幾（jǐ）年都很難起死回生…

[–]LakersSkyfalcon5 8 points 3 hours ago

Harden got hit on that last shot. The one time he doesn't flop on the stepback and they don't call it.

湖人球迷：哈登最後一投絕對被侵犯了，他就這次後撤步投籃沒假摔…反而（ér）沒哨了…

[–]76ersmrlewy 3 points 3 hours ago

That lack of call on Harden… we lucked out big time

76人球（qiú）迷：哈登那球沒吹...我們真是走了狗屎運…

[–]99Sold 11 points 3 hours ago

The Clippers were one of the most overrated teams of all time entering this season

Average age of 36 but people though they’d be elite

球迷：快船是本（běn）賽季最被高估的球隊之一！平均年齡36歲居然還有人覺得他們能爭冠！？

[–]ClippersJimmy0034 15 points 3 hours ago

Half the team is injured give them a break

快船球迷：我船半支球隊都傷沒了，剩下半條賤命，您就嘴下留（liú）情吧…

[–]99Sold 5 points 3 hours ago

Beal and Kawhi are injured? You’re joking

球迷：比爾和倫納德也傷了？你可別逗我…

[–]ClippersJimmy0034 12 points 3 hours ago

And DJJ and Jordan Miller. We are literally playing our 50th pick 30 minutes.

快船球迷：小德裏克·瓊斯和喬丹（dān）·米勒也（yě）傷了，我們都讓個50號秀打30分鍾了…

快船今年（nián）的（de）50號秀，科比·桑德斯，寂寂無名到體育資訊數據裏就隻（zhī）有這張照片

[–]76erslivefreeordont 3 points 3 hours ago

He was amazing tonight

76人球迷：但今晚這新（xīn）秀打得確實驚豔～

[–]MovieBrilliant885 9 points 3 hours ago

Refs fucking the clips no lube this year.

球迷：裁判今年艸起快船來，是連潤滑劑都不帶用的啊…

[–]LakersNotClayMerritt 6 points 3 hours ago

Referees are why less people are watching the NBA. You can't convince me otherwise.

湖人球迷：裁判就是NBA球迷流失的罪魁禍首，誰都別別想說服我！

[–]ClippersWuvRice 2 points 3 hours ago

lmao fuck off refs, i said it earlier actually paid refs. smack someones elbow but no foul. fuck this league.

gift wrapped the 3rd qtr with multiple phantom fouls to just give them fts for no reason and then the blatant no call on the final 3. lmao

快船球迷：哈哈哈這些狗裁（cái）判！早說過他們是收錢吹（chuī）黑哨（shào）！肘擊不吹犯規？去你媽的NBA！

第三節硬吹幾（jǐ）個體（tǐ）毛犯（fàn）規送對（duì）手（shǒu）罰球，最後三分明顯犯規又不吹，快把老子笑出心梗了哈哈哈！

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 10 points 3 hours ago

It's all fun and games until OKC gets the number overall in 26 and 27.

快船球迷：現在咱船（chuán）蜜還嘻嘻哈哈的，等雷霆26、27年連莊狀元簽就好玩了…

[–]76ersEvilfart123 0 points 2 hours ago

Rather, OKC gets even better than the cheating Clippers ever finding an ounce of success.

76人球（qiú）迷：寧可看雷（léi）霆崛（jué）起，也不想（xiǎng）看堆球（qiú）星、走捷（jié）徑作（zuò）弊的快船成功！

[–][LAL] Rui HachimuraKarrotMovies -1 points 3 hours ago

Deepest team in the league my fucking ass. They're about to gift OKC another lottery pick...

湖人球迷：快船的陣容深度是全聯盟最好（hǎo）的…住院部～狗屁的深度！分（fèn）明是要給雷霆再送個（gè）樂透簽的節奏啊喂！

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