鍵盤俠|威少遇見杜蘭特就化身MVP！KD對掘金全力（lì）輸出對國王啞火

?威少絕平&施羅德絕殺 倒一國王加時險勝火（huǒ）箭！申（shēn）京杜蘭特空砍

雙方數據

火箭（17-9）：申京28分（fèn）6板（bǎn）3助（zhù）2斷2帽、杜蘭特24分10板（bǎn）8助（zhù）、阿（ā）門18分9板8助3斷、史密斯18分5板2助2斷、伊森16分3板（bǎn）3助、謝潑德15分（fèn）2板4助、奧科吉3分6板2助、卡佩拉2分6板1助。

國王（7-22）：德羅讚27分4板9助2斷、穆（mù）雷26分4板、施羅德24分7板（bǎn）10助、威斯布魯克21分13板4助2斷、雷諾（nuò）12分14板、克利福德6分6板4助（zhù）、阿丘瓦5分1板2助、考德威（wēi）爾2分4板（bǎn）2帽、蒙克2分、埃利斯2板。

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[–]Kingscloudypp123 433 points 5 hours ago

Most ethical tamk ever

國王球迷：史上最道德的擺爛。

[–]Kingsjluc21 979 points 5 hours ago

Listen to that crowd pop man. 2nd worst record in the league and they still act like this. Truly one of a kind.

國王球（qiú）迷：聽聽這主場呼聲。聯盟（méng）倒數第（dì）二的戰（zhàn）績，球迷（mí）還這（zhè）麽嗨。真是獨一份。

[–]LakersI_RAPE_CELLS 131 points 4 hours ago

Keegan post game before lighting the beam literally said this is the best fan base, you wouldn't think they are cheering on a team that's 15 games below .500

湖（hú）人球迷：基根賽（sài）後點亮光束前直（zhí）接（jiē）說（shuō）這是最好的球迷群體，你根本想不到他們是在為一（yī）支勝場比（bǐ）負場少15場的球隊歡呼。

[–]Raptorskevin_nguyen03 156 points 5 hours ago

as the sia collective guy said, truly one of the dopest fanbases in the league

猛龍球迷（mí）：就像那個播客老哥說（shuō）的，這真是聯盟裏最頂的（de）球迷群體之（zhī）一。

[–]KingsTyler_DLMG_14 1042 points 5 hours ago*

What an elite fan base with such shit ownership. 6 wins and you'd think we are in serious playoff race

國王球迷（mí）：多（duō）棒的球迷，多爛的管理層。就贏了（le）6場球，搞得我們像在爭季後賽似的。

[–]KnicksLezbianaGrande 406 points 5 hours ago

Dated a Kings fan during the beam year. Deadass one of the most mistreated fan bases in the NBA. Y'all deserve better.

尼克斯球迷：光束年（2022-23賽季，國王時隔16年打進季後賽）那會兒我跟一個國王球（qiú）迷約會過。說真的，這是NBA裏最被虧（kuī）待的球迷群體之一（yī）。你們值得更好的。

[–]NuggetsSwallowsOnSundays 110 points 5 hours ago

Russ is such a great King

掘金（jīn）球迷：威（wēi）少真是個好國王。

[–]Thunderguapluvin 779 points 6 hours ago

THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME BELIEVE YOU WERE WASHED KING

雷霆球迷：他們休想讓我相信你已巔峰不再，我的國王！

[–]RaptorsRenegadeforever2024 144 points 5 hours ago

Bring him back

猛龍（lóng）球迷：把他帶回去。

[–]RaptorsRenegadeforever2024 211 points 6 hours ago

They tried to say he wasn't a nba calibre player anymore?

猛龍球迷：他們居然想說他不再是NBA級別（bié）的球員了?。

什麽是世界杯MVP啊？德羅讚頂著杜蘭特突分​ 施（shī）羅德底角三分準絕殺

[–]zizu90210 294 points 5 hours ago

I love you dennis. Ill always love you

球迷（mí）：我愛（ài）你，丹尼斯。我永遠愛你。

[–]Raptorsrambunctious_horsie 241 points 5 hours ago

Credit to the fans in Sac town, 2nd last place in the league, they still show up and cheer super loud.

猛龍球迷：向薩城（chéng）的球迷致敬，聯盟倒數第二，但他們依然到場（chǎng），喊得超級響。

[–]Kingsstateworkishardwork 98 points 5 hours ago

And these fucking tickets ain't cheap either. It's not like New Orleans or even Memphis.

國王球迷：而且這破門票也不便宜。又（yòu）不是新奧爾良（liáng）或者孟菲（fēi）斯。

[–][UTA] Joe InglesNitroXYZ 213 points 5 hours ago

This game was way better than it had any right to be. Well fought, hard earned and deserving win for Sacramento

爵士（shì）球迷：這場比賽精彩得超乎想象。打（dǎ）得激烈，國王這場勝利來之不易，也實（shí）至名歸。

[–]Imaginary-Ebb-1724 101 points 5 hours ago

Olympic Schroder + MVP Westbrook

How many rings are they winning?

球迷：奧運施（shī）羅德（dé）​ + MVP威少

他們能拿幾個戒指？

[–][SAC] Jason Williamstransizzle 80 points 5 hours ago

I'm not sure who's more devastated, Rockets fans or Kings fans

國王球迷（mí）：我不確定誰更心碎，火箭球迷還是國王球（qiú）迷。

杜蘭特後仰出（chū）手的絕殺不進！國王（wáng）逃出生天！

[–]Thunderrevisioncloud 700 points 5 hours ago

Russ when KD is on the schedule:

雷霆球迷：每當賽程表（biǎo）上有KD時，威少就炸

[–]zizu90210 207 points 5 hours ago

Literally reverts to mvp russ every time

球迷：字麵意義上每次都（dōu）會變（biàn）回MVP形態的威少。

[–]NuggetsImGonnaChubbBradley 371 points 5 hours ago

Dude blew his entire load against us and then couldn't hit shit tonight lol

掘金球迷（mí）：這家夥打我們的（de）時候傾其所有，然後今晚就一球也（yě）進不了了哈哈。

[–]Thunderrevisioncloud 122 points 5 hours ago

The hardest loadTM

雷霆球（qiú）迷（mí）：最艱難的傾其所有（yǒu）。

[–]GridPenaltyStan 91 points 5 hours ago

If only they had someone clutch like Iguodala

球迷：要是他們有個像伊戈達拉那樣關鍵的人就好了。

[–]Ready-Constant-7124 116 points 5 hours ago

Rockets are the inverse Lakers

Look great for 90% of the game but fold in crunch time because they have no ball handling

球迷：火箭是反向（xiàng）湖人。

一整（zhěng）場90%的時間都打得（dé）很好，但關鍵時刻就拉（lā）胯，因為他們沒有控球手。

[–]KingsPrimaryAccording9162 75 points 5 hours ago

Fake demons losing to the Kings

國王球迷（mí）：虛（xū）假（jiǎ）的（de）魔鬼們輸給了國王（wáng）。

[–]ScholarFailure 165 points 5 hours ago

Some people like KD are not built for this moment. Unlike Russ and Schroder

球迷：有些人比如（rú）KD就不是為大場麵而生的。不像威少和施羅（luó）德。

[–]warrior5715 56 points 5 hours ago

Schroder is actually such a good player. Im sad he never found a real home in his career.

球（qiú）迷：施羅德其實是個很棒的球員（yuán）。我為他職業生（shēng）涯（yá）從未找到（dào）真正的（de）歸宿而感到難過。

[–]Flashy-Bat9105 64 points 5 hours ago

Owned by Russ yet again

球迷：又一次被威少（shǎo）拿捏了。

[–]xXEliteEater500Xx 28 points 5 hours ago

KD can't handle my vampiric goat

球迷：KD接不住我吸血鬼GOAT的招。

[–]Toronto Huskiesihatedougford 174 points 5 hours ago

Talked all that shit against the Nuggets to stink it up against the Kings lmao

多倫多哈士奇球迷：打掘金時放那麽多（duō）狠話，結果打國王就拉一褲兜，笑死。

來源（yuán）：Reddit

編譯：Aaron