[賽後帖]?火箭輕取籃網迎4連勝 阿門（mén）23分 杜蘭特22+5+11 托馬斯21分（fèn）
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籃網（10-21）：托馬斯（sī）21分（fèn）1板1助、威（wēi）廉姆斯（sī）14分2板5斷、克拉克斯頓（dùn）11分8板2助、克洛（luò）尼11分1板2帽、沃爾夫9分4板5助2斷、夏普8分8板7助2斷、威（wēi）爾遜（xùn）8分3板、鮑（bào）威爾8分1助、特（tè）拉奧雷3分2助、馬（mǎ）丁3分
火箭（21-10）：阿門23分（fèn）4板3助2斷、杜蘭特22分5板11助、申京20分6板（bǎn）6助2斷、伊森15分9板、史密斯14分6板1助、謝潑德14分（fèn）2板1助3帽、奧科吉5分5板2助、泰特4分4板1助、霍勒迪3分1助、芬尼-史密斯3板1助（zhù）、戴維森1板1助
?杜蘭特被沃爾（ěr）夫打（dǎ）鐵後（hòu）的球砸到臉爆粗：投的啥垃圾玩意兒
GIF-杜蘭（lán）特被砸臉（liǎn）後爆（bào）粗
[–]NuggetsDependent-Effect6077 1426 points 13 hours ago*
Matter-of-factly saying how bad your shot was feels like the most KD-style trash talk of all time lol
The tone he said this in was exactly what I thought it would be when I clicked on the video
掘金球迷：用陳述事實的語氣說你投得有多爛（làn），這簡直是史上最（zuì）KD風格的垃（lā）圾話，哈哈。
他說話的那個調調，跟我點開視頻前一模一樣。
[–]Vancouver GrizzliesTheDraciel[S] 559 points 13 hours ago
Hes not mad, hes disappointed
溫哥華灰熊球迷：他沒生氣，他隻是失望。
[–]NuggetsJamalbatrossMurray 203 points 12 hours ago
Look what you did to the game I love, Wolf.
掘金球迷：看看你對（duì）這項我熱愛的運動做了什麽（me），沃爾夫。
[–]orhantemerrut 967 points 13 hours ago
His face after the trash talk does it for me. He's so disappointed that someone could miss a shot like that.
球迷（mí）：他噴完垃圾話之後的表（biǎo）情是精髓。他對於（yú）有人能（néng）投丟這樣一個球感（gǎn）到無比失（shī）望。
[–]MavericksMoFlo41 340 points 12 hours ago
i guess y'all haven't been hit by basketball in the face cause it hurts like a bitch.
獨行俠球迷：我猜你們都沒被籃球（qiú）砸過臉吧，因為那真的疼死個人。
[–]OGBRedditThrowaway 84 points 11 hours ago*
Is there a sports ball that doesn't hurt like a bitch if it hits you in the face? I'm genuinely trying to think of one and coming up blank. Pickle/wiffle ball maybe? I dunno. I've never been hit in the face with one, so someone who has needs to chime in.
球迷：有什麽運動球類砸臉上（shàng）不疼（téng）的嗎？我認真想了一圈，一個都想不出來。匹克球/威浮球（qiú）？不知（zhī）道。我沒被那玩（wán）意兒砸過臉，被砸過的人出來說說。
[–]call_of_the_while 94 points 11 hours ago
Ping pong ball. I think the disappointment of letting it hit you in the face would hurt more than the ball itself.
球迷：乒乓球。我覺得（dé）讓球打到臉的沮（jǔ）喪感比球本身帶來的疼痛更傷人。
[–]WarriorsGuntherTime 50 points 11 hours ago
I ping pong ball would definitely hurt if it pelts you in the face. Especially at higher levels
勇士球迷：乒乓球要是猛砸到你臉上肯定也疼。尤其是高水平比賽裏。
[–]SupersonicsPuzzleheadedClue9837 293 points 13 hours ago
That's a violent brick. Deserves the trash talk.
西雅圖超音速球迷：這（zhè）是一記暴擊（jī）打鐵。活該被噴。
[–]Raptorsdont-YOLO-ragequit 25 points 11 hours ago
I would be talking about OSHA and workplace Hazard just to stick it some more.
猛（měng）龍球迷：要是我，我會（huì）扯上OSHA（職業安全與健康管（guǎn）理局）和工作場所（suǒ）危害，再多損他幾句（jù）。
[–]NetsBrooklyn917 397 points 13 hours ago
Hands down the best moment in the half. Bricked so badly that it nailed someone in the face is crazy.
籃網球（qiú）迷：毫（háo）無疑問是上半場最佳（jiā）時刻。鐵打得如此離譜，直接給人爆頭，太瘋（fēng）狂了。
JB真硬！單打籃網新秀沃爾夫 巴特勒（lè）狂噴：白人男孩（hái） TM給（gěi）我閉嘴（zuǐ）
[–]NuggetsOutrageous-Maybe-200 97 points 13 hours ago
Wolf getting it from Butler and now KD ?.
掘金球迷：丹（dān）尼爾·沃爾夫被（bèi）巴（bā）特勒教訓，現在又是KD ?。
[–]HornetsVegetable-Tooth8463 124 points 13 hours ago
dang, first Butler now KD, Danny be attracting all the bad attention!
黃蜂球迷：好家夥，先是巴（bā）特（tè）勒，現在又是KD，丹尼這是把“壞”關注都吸引過去了！
[–]76ersNo_Cat_8490 42 points 13 hours ago
I love KD this season he has been hilarious
76人球迷（mí）：我愛這賽季的KD，他一（yī）直這麽搞笑。
[–]Netsdonkeyinparadise 76 points 13 hours ago
Danny catching it from everywhere. He did defend Reed well tho. Maybe ..? ?
籃網球迷：丹尼這是（shì）四麵楚歌啊。不過他防裏德防得挺好的。也許…？?
[–]NetsSometimesIBeWrong 215 points 13 hours ago
lmfaooo I don't care, I still love KD
籃網球迷：笑死我了，我才不管，我還是愛KD。
[–]PistonsTingusPingis 104 points 13 hours ago
Why do people say this as if he shot somebody
活塞球迷：為什麽人們說得好像他槍擊了誰（shuí）似的
[–]Australiaruinawish 89 points 13 hours ago
KD going to the Warriors was r/NBA's 9/11
澳大（dà）利亞球迷：KD去勇士是NBA版的911事件。
[–]CruzAndChill 14 points 13 hours ago
Wolf’s Welcome to the NBA moment
球迷：沃（wò）爾夫的“歡迎來到NBA”時刻。
[賽後（hòu）其他評論（lùn）]
[–]PistonsBaymaximus 70 points 12 hours ago
OK, but that Danny Wolf shot that hit KD in the face was peak.
活塞球迷：好吧，但丹尼爾·沃爾夫那記砸KD臉上的投籃真是絕了。
[–]Next_Worth_3616 41 points 12 hours ago
That Amen Thompson layup was absolutely filthy. Kyrie esque.
That was easily his most complete game of the season, especially shooting wise.
球迷：阿門·湯普森那個上籃簡直太騷了（le），歐文級別的。
這無疑是他本賽季最全麵的一場比賽，尤（yóu）其是投（tóu）籃方麵。
[–]HeatAcanthocephalaSad541 21 points 12 hours ago
They’re so ass without MPJ
熱火球迷：沒有（yǒu）MPJ（小邁克（kè）爾-波特），他們真是（shì）菜得（dé）不行。
[–]Netsihavepaper 8 points 11 hours ago
To be fair, a ton of teams are ass without their best player.
籃網球迷：公平地說（shuō），沒有最好的球員，很多球隊都很菜。
[–]LakersAzncheesy 9 points 11 hours ago
Is there a reason KD is playing so many minutes? Seems excessive
湖人球迷：KD打這麽長時間有什麽原因嗎？感覺有點過度使用了。
[–]skj458 6 points 7 hours ago
Adams and Capela were out and Sengun is coming back from injury. Needed someone tall on the court.
球迷：亞當斯（sī）和卡佩拉都（dōu）缺陣，申京也是傷愈（yù）歸來（lái）。場上需要有個高個子。
[–]dischilibean13 42 points 12 hours ago
KD 11 assists, damn.
球迷（mí）：KD 11個助攻，臥槽。
[–]Vkhenaten 44 points 12 hours ago
Great game, fun game
Everyone played well, good start to the new year
球迷：偉大的比賽，有趣的比賽。
每個人都打得很好，新年開門紅。
[–]RockCats36 74 points 12 hours ago
Great performance. Getting Tari and DFS back has been a huge boost to the team.
Gotta stack wins and keep getting healthier
球迷：表現太棒了。塔裏和DFS（多裏安-芬尼-史密斯）回歸對球（qiú）隊是巨大的提升。
必須累積勝場，並保持健康。
[–]Appropriate_Mail4745 94 points 12 hours ago
This team is starting to roll
球迷：這支球（qiú）隊開始進入狀態了。
[–]Nelsonmuntz2020 26 points 12 hours ago
Amen stole reed's shooting powers in the 2nd half
球迷：阿門在下半場偷走了裏德的投籃包。
[–]kjevb 19 points 12 hours ago
I think it’s cute how the starters all kept playing until they each got 20+ points.
球迷：我覺得挺有意思，首發們一直打到每個人（rén）都20+分。
[–]Briand2714 35 points 12 hours ago
Is shooting 41% from 3 good?!?
GG BOYS ?
球（qiú）迷：三分41%的命中率算好嗎？！
恭喜兄弟（dì）們 ?
[–]jer113 26 points 12 hours ago
More belt to ass and business handled. Great fuckin game. So I’m gonna talk about the Nets a little.
Consider me a Danny Wolfe fan - reminds me a lot of late career Boris Diaw. Can shoot, move his feet, makes the right plays. Interested to see how he develops.
If Sharpe was on the Lakers or Warriors he would be a starter. Dude is physical as hell and plays hard, no idea why he spends so much time on the bench. Plus he had 7 assists in 20 minutes.
And Zhaire Williams also impresses me each time I watch him, great defensive effort and shooting, I think he’s gonna have a long career if he plays like that.
GG Nets, onto the next.
球迷：皮帶抽（chōu）屁股，正事辦妥。一場他M的好比賽。所以我稍微（wēi）聊聊籃網。
把我算作沃爾夫的粉絲——他讓（ràng）我想（xiǎng）起了職業（yè）生涯（yá）後期的鮑裏斯-迪奧。能投籃，能移動腳步，能做正確的決策。有興趣看他如何成長。
如果夏普在湖人或勇士，他會是首（shǒu）發。這家夥身體對抗強，打球拚（pīn）命，不知道（dào）為啥在（zài）板凳上坐那麽久。而且他20分鍾就送出了（le）7次助攻。
還有紮（zhā）伊爾-威（wēi）廉姆斯，每次看他比賽都讓我印（yìn）象深刻，防守努力，投籃也好，如果他一直這麽打，會有一個很（hěn）長的職業生（shēng）涯。
GG籃（lán）網，下一場（chǎng）見（jiàn）。
來源：Reddit
編譯：Aaron
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