[賽後帖]?艾頓10中10砍25分13板 湖人擊（jī）退猛龍（lóng） 詹姆斯24+7 東契（qì）奇25+7 雙方數據（jù）：
湖（hú）人（25-16）：艾頓25分13板1助、東契奇25分2板7助（zhù）、詹姆斯24分4板7助2帽、八村塁10分、斯瑪特8分5板3助、文森特5分1板2助、海斯3分5板、蒂米3分3板2助、史密斯（sī）3分、範德比爾特2分9板1助2斷2帽、拉拉維亞2分5板2助、克內克特1板
猛龍（25-19）：巴恩斯22分9板3助、馬穆凱拉什維利20分6板2助、英格拉姆19分（fèn）6板7助3斷、博伊爾斯11分7板5助3帽、奎克利9分3板（bǎn）7助、勞森5分1板、莫格博（bó）4分3板1助、謝德3分1板3助、阿巴基3板1助、迪克2板（bǎn）、巴特爾2板、馬丁1助
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantJayDee62 194 points 2 hours ago
call me crazy, but more Drew Timme, pls
湖人球（qiú）迷：說（shuō）我（wǒ）瘋（fēng）了吧（ba），但我還想看德魯·蒂米多打會兒，拜托了。
[–]HeatF______________F 36 points an hour ago
Just last night the Trailblazers commentator was talking about how he was "an imposter" for even being on the court. Honestly was pretty disrespectful lol. They basically were like, "he had a great college career but how did he even get on the court? Must be the headband"
熱火球迷：就在昨晚，開拓者解說（shuō）員還說他在場上就像個“冒（mào）牌貨”。講真這挺不尊重的（de）哈哈。他們大概意思就是：“他大學（xué）生涯（yá）是很棒（bàng），但他是（shì）怎麽混進NBA球場的？肯定是發帶加成吧。”
[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 125 points 2 hours ago
that vando dunk in transition was probably the most impressive thing i've ever seen him do lmao
湖人球迷：範德比爾特那個轉換進攻中的扣籃，可能是我見過他做過的最令（lìng）人印象（xiàng）深刻的（de）事情了，笑死（sǐ）。
[–]LakersSoft-Activity-2521 32 points 2 hours ago
Facts i did not know he had a little handle like that
湖人球迷：真相了，我都不知道他還（hái）有那一手運球。
[–]RaptorsThe-Pharcyde 53 points 2 hours ago
Worst shooting team in the league by far AND zero size. Recipe for disaster. Gonna get real ugly for this team this road trip.
猛龍（lóng）球迷：聯盟投射最爛的球隊，而且完全沒高度（dù）。這就是災難（nán）配方。這次客場之旅我們要輸得很難看了。
[–]LakersJericho311 55 points 1 hour ago
I had to look at your flair to realize you didn't mean the Lakers. It seems our seasons are feeling similar.
湖人球（qiú）迷：我得看了眼你的隊標才意識到你說的不是湖人。看來咱倆這賽季同病相憐啊。
[–]San Diego ClippersLogical-World-1030 138 points 2 hours ago
Not scratching a 100 against the lakers is wild
快（kuài）船球（qiú）迷：打湖人連100分都拿不到，這也太離譜了。
[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 129 points 2 hours ago
known defensive juggernauts los angeles lakers
湖人球迷：畢竟我們是眾所周知（zhī）的（de）防守大隊洛杉磯湖人啊。
[–]LakersNotClayMerritt 33 points 1 hour ago
The defensive renaissance starts NOW
湖人球迷：防守複興，就在今日！
[–]Raptorsshangalang69 52 points 2 hours ago
being dumbfounded by a college zone ran with a 41 year old, luka doncic, gabe vincent and drew timme is next level, despite the injuries.
猛龍球迷：被一套由41歲老漢、盧卡·東契奇、蓋布·文森（sēn）特和德魯·提米組成的大學聯防搞得一臉懵逼，這（zhè）真是沒誰了，雖說我們確實傷兵滿營吧。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantgodfrey1 54 points 2 hours ago
we just played 5 games in 7 days and somehow raptors played 3 more this season? lebron is going to die on court late in the season
湖人球迷：我們（men）7天打了5場比賽，不知咋的猛龍（lóng）這賽季還比我們多打了3場（chǎng）？勒布朗這賽季末怕是要累死在（zài）場上了。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantgodfrey1 73 points 2 hours ago
if you only watched this game via reddit threads you'd think we were losing by 30 every single defensive mistake posted lmao
湖人球迷：如果你隻看Reddit的比賽貼，你會以為（wéi）我們輸了30分。 每一個防守失（shī）誤都被掛出來了，笑死。
[–]LakersPalifaith 69 points 2 hours ago
Imagine if we got this Deandre Ayton on a consistent basis.
湖人（rén）球（qiú）迷：想象一下，如果我們能一直擁有這種狀態（tài）的德（dé）安（ān）德烈·艾頓（dùn）。
[–]LakersYoungDetective 68 points 2 hours ago
Only getting 8 mil so I can handle a little inconsistency. Gabe gets like 11 mil to be consistently ass
湖人（rén）球迷：他才拿800萬，所以我能忍受一點不穩（wěn）定。文森特拿了1100萬，表現卻穩定得像坨屎。
[–]HawksChessh2036 48 points 2 hours ago
LeBron James vs the Raptors: • Regular Season: 47-17 • Playoffs: 12-2 • Overall: 58-19 LeBronto strikes again
老鷹球迷：勒布朗·詹（zhān）姆斯對陣猛龍的數據： • 常規賽：47勝17負 • 季後賽：12勝2負 • 總（zǒng）計：58勝19負 勒布（bù）倫多（LeBronto）再次降臨。
[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 611 points 2 hours ago
Hilarious player. Every 8 or 10 games, he will just wake up and randomly decide to be prime Patrick Ewing that night.
勇士（shì）球迷：這家夥（huǒ）太搞笑（xiào）了。每隔8到10場比賽，他就會突然覺醒，隨機（jī）決定今晚變身巔峰（fēng）帕（pà）特裏克·尤因。
[–]United StatesRTRSnk5 243 points 2 hours ago
He reminds you every so often that he was a very talented #1 pick.
美國球迷：他就是偶爾提醒你一下，他當年可是個（gè）天（tiān）賦異稟的狀元秀。
[–]Raptorsshangalang69 108 points 2 hours ago
Yeah but all he did was catch open lobs all game because we don't have a player over 6'8
猛龍球迷：是啊，但他整場（chǎng）比賽也就隻（zhī）是在接空位（wèi）吃餅，因為我們要命的連（lián）個超過6尺8（約2米03）的人都沒有。
[–]PartyBusRuss 103 points an hour ago
Mamukelashvili is 6'9"
球迷：馬穆克拉什（shí）維利有6尺9（約2米06）呢。
[–]Ayjel89 67 points an hour ago
Gottem
球迷：對頭。
[–]Spurszebrainatux 203 points 2 hours ago
The Raptors really have struggled with bigs this year
馬刺球迷：猛龍今年打內線是真的費勁。
[–]RaptorsmMounirM 188 points 2 hours ago
yeah cause we literally don't have a center lol
猛龍球迷：是啊（ā），因為我們真就沒有中鋒啊哈哈。
[–]magic_spam 63 points 2 hours ago
Yo what you got for Nick Richards trust me bro he’s good
球迷：尼克·理查茲你們要不要（yào）？信我兄弟，他很好用的（de）。
[–]RaptorsWeBelieveIn4 33 points 2 hours ago
It’s getting to the point where we’re gonna field three kids in a trenchcoat
猛龍球迷：再（zài）這（zhè）樣下去（qù），我們要派三（sān）個小孩疊羅漢穿風衣上場打球了。
[–]LakersEruOreki 75 points 2 hours ago
Someone out there is celebrating in his shower
湖人球迷：某人現在正躲在淋浴間裏慶祝呢（ne）。（注：艾（ài）頓以前的梗）
[–]SunsSarcasticlySpeaking 35 points 2 hours ago
This just means 6 more weeks of mediocre DominAyton.
太陽球迷：這意味著接（jiē）下來6周我們又要（yào）看到平庸的“統治頓”了。
[–]AffectionateDark9270 77 points 2 hours ago
I mean no starting center so he should lol
球迷（mí）：對麵（miàn）沒有首發中鋒，他（tā）本來就該打（dǎ）成這樣。
[–]Raptorssmoothsoul23 36 points 2 hours ago
What playing against a team with no real centers does
猛龍（lóng）球迷：這就是打（dǎ）一支沒有正經中鋒的球隊（duì）的（de）效果。
[–][LAL] Brandon Ingrammeengine 119 points 2 hours ago
Ain’t nobody gonna slander my boy Ayton, his mother cooks for us and your mothers never done shit. Fuck y’all.
湖人球迷（mí）：誰（shuí）也不（bú）許黑我家艾頓，他媽媽（mā）給我們做飯吃，你們的媽媽啥也沒幹過。都滾蛋。
[–]LakersRepulsive-Throat5068 58 points 2 hours ago
What’s the excuse for your wings having mid games against our defensive juggernauts then lmao
湖人球迷：那你們的側翼麵對我們這支“防守大隊”也打得不溫不火，這又（yòu）有啥借口？笑死。
來源：Reddit
編譯：Aaron
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