[賽後（hòu）帖]?湖人三節崩盤最終30分慘負騎士 東契（qì）奇三節29分 詹姆（mǔ）斯10中3 雙方數據：
湖人（28-18）：東契奇29分5板6助、詹姆斯（sī）11分3板5助、文森特11分3板1助、艾頓10分4板2助、布朗尼8分2板1助、海斯7分5板1助、蒂米6分2板、拉拉維亞6分3助2斷、克內克特5分1板、範德（dé）比爾特4分6板2助、斯瑪（mǎ）特（tè）2分（fèn）3板、八（bā）村塁2板
騎士（29-20）：米切爾25分5板4助、泰森20分6板6助、亨特19分（fèn）3板1助、阿倫17分9板2助（zhù）、韋德11分5板（bǎn）2助、布萊恩（ēn）特10分4板1助、湯姆林8分4板3助2斷、普（pǔ）羅克特8分3助、波特7分1板3助2斷、梅裏爾4分1板4助、鮑爾5板2助、南斯3板
[–]CavaliersSocialistAvocado 228 points 5 hours ago
Well at least we are trending positively this month and the wins are coming along.
騎士球迷：好吧，至少我們這個月勢頭不錯，勝利也要來了。
[–]StattPadford 79 points 5 hours ago
This Tyson dude is legit huh?
球迷：這個泰（tài）森哥（gē）們兒是貨真（zhēn）價實的（de），對吧？
[–]CavaliersSquidwardLover48 37 points 5 hours ago
Hes the fucking truth
騎士球（qiú）迷：他真他（tā）媽是真理。
[–]LakersApollo611 375 points 5 hours ago
Bronny almost outscored LeBron
湖人球迷：布朗尼得（dé）分差點超過勒布朗。
[–]CavaliersOverallGeneral7129 160 points 5 hours ago*
Reminds me of last year when Bronny and Steph put up the same stat-line but Bronny’s was more efficient. I remember I posted that but the mods kept removing the post
Edit: I rechecked and 4/6/2025 against the Rockets Steph had 3 points on 1-10 shooting and Bronny had 3 points on 1-1 shooting against the Thunder
騎（qí）士球迷：這（zhè）讓我想起了（le）去年布朗尼和斯蒂芬（fēn）·庫（kù）裏打出相同數據的時（shí）候，但布朗尼效率更高（gāo）。我記得我發（fā）過那個帖子，但版主一直刪帖。
修改：我重新查了一下，（美國時間）2025年4月6日對陣火箭，庫裏（lǐ）10投1中得3分，布朗尼對陣雷霆1投（tóu）1中得3分。
[–]Cavaliershokel2015 32 points 5 hours ago
I was just going through my saved posts earlier today and saw I had saved this because it was so funny and absurd
騎士球迷：我今天早些時（shí）候剛好在翻我收（shōu）藏的帖子，看到我收藏了這個，因為這太好笑太荒謬了。
[–]Magicaxnjxn00 156 points 5 hours ago
Bro what happened to Rui
魔（mó）術球迷：兄弟，八村壘怎麽了？
[–]LakersVGstuffed 124 points 5 hours ago
The Doja rumors got in his head
湖人球迷：關於Doja Cat的（de）謠言讓他分心了。
[–]CanadaShadoken-TYPE0 41 points 5 hours ago
It would get into my head too lmao
球迷：換我我也得分心，笑死。
[–]CavaliersOverallGeneral7129 50 points 5 hours ago
I actually follow the Lakers a decent amount so it was just a bad shooting night for him, he had 23 points two days ago
騎士球迷：我其實（shí）挺關注湖人的，所（suǒ）以這隻是他手感不好的一晚，他兩天前剛（gāng）拿了23分（fèn）。
[–]Basic_Commercial_806 34 points 5 hours ago*
4 moves broke the Lakers starting in the 2023 offseason:
-Pelinka signed an overachieving 6'3 Gabe Vincent to a 33 million/ 3 years contract. He missed all of the 2024 season with a knee injury then proceeded to be one of the worst role players in the league since.
-Signed Jarred Vanderbilt to a 48 mil/ 4 year contract (player option on the last year lol). Vando couldn't stay healthy on his past 2 teams and had major injury concerns dating back to college.
-Selected Jalen Hood Schifino with the 17th pick: a small unathletic guard who had outside shooting concerns. 2 years later he's out of the league. Several decent role players were selected after that pick Podziemski, Murray, Jaquez, Clowney. Cam Whitmore was traded for second round picks.
-Selected Dalton Knecht with 17th pick in 2024 when AD was asking for a center and Yves Missi was still on the board. Several 3&D wings went after that pick Ryan Dunn and Jaylon Tyson were selected not far after.
球迷：從2023年休賽期開始的4步操作毀了湖人：
-佩林卡給（gěi）身高1.88米且表現（xiàn）超常的蓋布·文森特簽了（le）一份3年3300萬的合同。他因膝（xī）傷（shāng）缺席（xí）了整個2024賽季，隨後成為聯盟最差的角色球員之一。
-給賈裏德·範德比（bǐ）爾特簽了4年4800萬（最後一年球員選項，嗬嗬（hē））。範德比爾特在之前的兩（liǎng）支球隊都無法保持健康，大學（xué）時期就有嚴重的（de）傷病隱患。
-用第17順位選中傑倫·胡德-希菲諾：一個矮小、運動能力差且投射堪憂的後衛。2年後他已經（jīng）不在聯盟了。而在那個順位之後有幾個不錯的角色球員被選中，比如波傑姆斯基（jī）、穆（mù）雷、哈克斯（sī）、克洛（luò）尼。卡姆·惠特（tè）摩爾被交（jiāo）易換了二輪簽。
-2024年當安東尼·戴維斯要求補（bǔ）強中鋒且伊夫（fū）·米西還沒被選（xuǎn）中時，用第17順位選中了道（dào）爾頓·克內（nèi）克特。幾個3D側翼如瑞安·鄧恩和傑倫·泰森就在這之後不久被選中。
[–]Cavaliersianbits 275 points 5 hours ago
The depth on the Lakers is just cosmic levels of ass
The bottom of this roster is BARREN
騎士球迷：湖人的板凳深度簡直爛到天際了。
這陣（zhèn）容的底層簡直是一片荒蕪。
[–]CavaliersTheSmokedSalmon420 150 points 5 hours ago
Well I mean they must have had to give up a HUGE haul for Luka, no?
騎士球迷：呃，我（wǒ）是（shì）說他們（men）為了得到盧卡·東契奇肯定付出（chū）了（le）巨大的代價，不是嗎（ma）？
[–]TimberwolvesOdoaiden 113 points 5 hours ago
Lowkey Christie would be massive for them
森林狼球迷（mí）：說實話，克裏斯蒂對他們來說會非（fēi）常重要。
[–]LakersTheGreatDomilies 40 points 5 hours ago
Yep he was amazing defensively for us esp in that final season b4 the trade
湖人球迷：是的，他在交易前的最後（hòu）一個賽季防守端（duān）表現真的很棒。
[–]LakersWakiLover 42 points 5 hours ago
I love when opposing fanbases actually watch their games vs us and come to really realize how ass our bench guys are.
Quickly goes from wow LOL LUKA to damn wait, it's actually kinda impressive what Luka is doing and the Lakers being 10 games over .500...
湖人（rén）球迷：我喜歡對手球迷真正（zhèng）看他們打我們的比賽，然後意識到我們的替補有多爛。
風評很（hěn）快（kuài）從“哇哈哈哈盧卡（kǎ）”變成“該死等（děng）等，盧卡正在做的事情其實挺（tǐng）令人震驚的（de），而且湖人勝率還超五（wǔ）成10個勝場……”
[–]CavaliersTODG3 104 points 5 hours ago
Best part of the game was Bronny coming in, dunking to cut the lead to 30, and then hitting 2 threes.
騎士（shì）球迷：比（bǐ）賽最（zuì）精彩的（de）部分是布朗尼上場，扣籃把分差縮小（xiǎo）到30分，然後進了（le）2個三分。
[–]RocketsAutographedSnorkel 92 points 5 hours ago
Bronny with the fast break dunk to cut the lead to 30
火箭（jiàn）球迷：布朗尼快攻扣籃，將分差縮小到（dào）了30分。
[–]Cavalierscrazyman3642 75 points 5 hours ago
Man if De’andre Hunter finally gets his groove back, with Tyson emerging as a 15+ scorer, and Strus coming back soon? Cavs could be dangerous again
騎士球迷（mí）：天啊，如果德安德烈（liè）·亨特（tè）終於找回狀態，加上泰森成（chéng）長為場均15+的得分手，還有斯特魯（lǔ）斯即將回歸（guī）？騎士又要變得（dé）危險（xiǎn）了。
[–]CavaliersTheSmokedSalmon420 33 points 5 hours ago
Man I miss Strus - he's such a winning player
騎士球迷：哎，我想念斯特魯斯（sī）了——他真是個能贏球的球員。
[–]Cavalierscavsking21 33 points 5 hours ago
Feels like we are starting to turn the corner a bit here...
騎（qí）士（shì）球迷：感覺我們開始有點轉運了……
[–]CavaliersWateryPasta 66 points 5 hours ago
I love Jaylon Tyson
騎（qí）士球迷：我愛傑倫·泰森。
[–]WizardsKennyc1234 58 points 5 hours ago
LeBron James: 11/3/5/1/0 and 6 turnovers on 30/0/83 shooting and a +/- of -23
Bronny James: 8/2/1/1/0 and 0 turnovers on 100/100/100 shooting and a +/- of -1
Guys for the first time in history I think Bronny James had a better game than his dad.
奇才球迷：勒布朗·詹（zhān）姆斯：11分3板5助1斷0帽，6次失誤，命（mìng）中率30/0/83，正負值-23。
布朗尼·詹姆斯：8分2板1助1斷0帽，0失誤，命（mìng）中（zhōng）率100/100/100，正（zhèng）負值-1。
夥計們（men），我認（rèn）為這是曆史上第一次布朗尼比他爹打（dǎ）得好。
[–]United StatesJarxzz 78 points 5 hours ago
LeBron was Horrid
美（měi）國（guó）球迷：勒布朗打得太（tài）爛了。
[–]LakersMood_Academic 46 points 5 hours ago
His first real dud since the Raptors game where he passed for the game winner
湖人球迷：這是他（tā）自那場傳球絕殺猛（měng）龍的比賽後，第一場真（zhēn）正意義上的（de）拉胯表現。
[–]Rocketsbigtice 147 points 5 hours ago
For as good as he is, Luka really does complain way too much.
Other than that, the Cavs really unearthed a gem in Tyson.
火箭球迷：盡管盧卡很強，但（dàn）他抱怨得真的太多了。
除此之外，騎士真的在泰森身上挖到了寶。
[–]CavaliersTheSmokedSalmon420 74 points 5 hours ago
I swear is there anything more valuable than hitting on a non-lottery pick in the NBA?
騎士（shì）球迷：我發誓，在NBA還有比在非樂透區選秀中淘寶成功更有價（jià）值的事（shì）嗎？
[–]ColtCallahan 61 points 5 hours ago
Being friends with Nico Harrison.
球迷：和尼科·哈裏森做朋（péng）友。
[–]Lakersjoaolouro1967 39 points 5 hours ago
He was the only one that played basketball today lol
湖人球（qiú）迷：他（盧（lú）卡）是今天唯（wéi）一一個（gè）在打籃球的（de）人，哈哈。
[–]SerbiaLuka77GOATic 33 points 5 hours ago
Put Bronny into the rotation and try to develop him.
塞爾維亞球迷：把布朗尼放進輪換陣容，試著培養（yǎng）他吧（ba）。
來源：Reddit
編譯：Aaron
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