[賽後（hòu）帖]湖人135-118擊沉（chén）快船取5連勝&晉級NBA杯淘汰賽（sài）
雙（shuāng）方數據：
湖人（13-4）：東契奇（qí）43分9板13助、裏夫斯31分9板3助3斷、詹姆斯25分6板6助、八村塁（lěi）13分3板、海斯8分4板3助、斯（sī）瑪特7分3板3助、拉拉維亞4分1板、克萊伯2分（fèn）3板、蒂米（mǐ）2分、布朗尼1助（zhù）
快船（5-13）：哈（hā）登29分5板9助2斷、萊昂納德19分5板3助、鄧恩19分3助、科林斯18分5板1助、祖巴茨10分10板4助2帽、桑（sāng）德斯6分1板1助、巴（bā）圖姆（mǔ）6分1板2斷、布朗（lǎng）6分2助、保羅4分1板1助、克裏斯蒂1分1板
[–]LakersS_h_u_n 1880 points 4 hours ago
"when lebron comes back he gonna take away from Luka and ar game"
Luka 40 points
AR 30 points
Bron 25 points
I guess that was a lie
湖人球迷：
“等勒布朗（lǎng）回來，他會搶走盧（lú）卡和裏夫斯的球權”
盧卡 43分
裏夫斯 31分（fèn）
老詹（zhān） 25分
真是（shì）純扯蛋呀！
[–]Lakersbadadobo 1066 points 4 hours ago
Anyone who thought bron was gonna ruin chemistry either doesnt watch games or is a straight up hater.
湖人球迷：任何認為老（lǎo）詹會破壞化學反應的人，要麽不看球，要麽就是純粹的黑。
[–]ThunderRFFF1996 510 points 4 hours ago
There is a whole ass cottage industry and internet culture of lebron hating lmao
雷霆球迷：黑勒布朗簡直成了（le）一門產（chǎn）業和網絡文化了，笑死。
[–]SpursRewdyroo 162 points 4 hours ago
For real on a post I saw earlier that was talking about how much luka scored in the first quarter some bum randomly felt the need to bring up that Bron had a -8 plus minus. Like who gives a fuck it's the first quarter and it wasn't even about Bron.
馬刺球迷：真的，我之前（qián）看個帖子討論盧卡首節得分（fèn），有個（gè）菜雞莫名其妙非要提一句老詹正負值是-8。誰在乎啊，這才第（dì）一節，而且壓根不關老詹的（de）事（shì）。
[–]LakersRemyGee 124 points 4 hours ago
Using +- with a sample size of only one quarter to evalsuate a player’s performance is wild ?
湖人球迷：用僅僅一節比賽的正負值樣本去評價一個球員的表現，也太讓人無語了吧?
[–]RaptorsMaximumestBob[S] 934 points 4 hours ago
we also narrowly missed a Lebron 27/7/7 with him having 25/6/6
猛龍球迷：我們還差點就能看到老詹的27+7+7經典數（shù）據了，他（tā）今天拿了25+6+6。
[–][SAC] Mike BibbyBanUrzasTower 363 points 4 hours ago
It's never going to happen Q_Q
國王球迷：這輩子怕是（shì）見不到了 Q_Q
[–]RaptorsMaximumestBob[S] 405 points 4 hours ago
he'll be at 27/7/7 in the very last game of his career, time winding down as he dribbles the clock out seconds winding down
then he'll pull a LeFuckyou at the logo, make it, and retire
猛龍球（qiú）迷：他會在他職業生涯最後一場比（bǐ）賽拿到27+7+7，時間走完，他運球耗盡最後幾秒。然後他會在（zài）Logo處來個“我勒（lè）個去”三分，球進，退役。
[–][WAS] Kelly OubreGriffinQ 220 points 4 hours ago
He was at it a few years ago with very little time left to go in the game and then buried a 3 (maybe to beat the buzzer?) to finish with 30/7/7.
Dude knows exactly what he’s doing lmao - two decades of edging us.
奇才球迷：他幾年前就這麽幹過，比賽沒（méi）剩多少時間，然後他扔進個三分（可能是壓（yā）哨？），最終數據定（dìng）格在30+7+7。這家夥絕（jué）對知道自己在（zài）幹嘛，笑死——二十年（nián）了就這麽吊著我們。
[–]Rocketsbigtice 456 points 4 hours ago
Lakers leveled up playing without Luka or Lebron.
Reaves further honed his ability to score and create on his own.
Then Luka came back and resumed his role at the top of the food chain, but now they're that much more versatile.
Then LeBron returns and just "fits in" by adding another playmaker that can score.
When you're getting 99 from the three headed monster, there's not much the opponent can do.
火箭球迷：湖人在（zài）沒有盧卡或勒布朗的情況下完成了升級（jí）。裏夫斯進（jìn）一步磨練了自主得分（fèn）和創造能力（lì）。然後盧卡回歸，重（chóng）拾食物鏈頂端的角色（sè），但現在他們變得更多才多藝了。接著勒布朗歸來，隻是“融入”進來，增（zēng）加了一個能得分的組織點。當你的三（sān）頭怪合砍99分時，對手真的無能（néng）為力。
[–]NBAoat38 173 points 4 hours ago
Yeah they can actually maintain a lead when Luka goes to the bench
球迷：是啊，當盧卡（kǎ）下場休息時，他們居然能維持住領先優勢（shì）了。
[–]NBAClemenx00 152 points 4 hours ago
Luka getting his near 40 is normal but AR being able to have a quiet 30pt game is a game changer. I believe in this Lakers team
球迷：盧卡拿將近40分是常規操作，但裏夫斯能不經意間砍下30分才是改變戰局的。我相信這（zhè）支湖（hú）人。
[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 602 points 4 hours ago
Kawhi tied for the worst +- in the game. He is -57 for the season.
快船球迷：小卡正負值全場最低。他本賽季累計正負值（zhí）已經是-57了（le）。
[–]LakersEverybodyBuddy 430 points 4 hours ago
Cause now he's only getting paid his standard salary.
湖人球（qiú）迷：因為現在他隻（zhī）領基本工資了（所（suǒ）以不出（chū）力了）。
注：諷刺快船給萊昂納德的違法代言合同被調（diào）查。
[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 94 points 4 hours ago
He needs to go.
快船球迷：他該走了。
[–]Lakersheshouldgo 1476 points 4 hours ago
STREETLIGHTS OVER SPOTLIGHTS ?️?
湖人球迷：街燈之光（guāng），勝過高光！?️? (注：嘲諷快船（chuán）新球場街燈故障，以及他（tā）們總活在湖人陰影下)
[–]LakersTheWestRemembers 697 points 4 hours ago
ASPIRATION OVER CAP REGULATION
湖（hú）人球迷：雄心壯誌，超越工資帽限製！(注：嘲諷快船為避稅而組建（jiàn）陣容)
[–]Lakersgrxccccandice 376 points 4 hours ago
CAP CIRCUMVENTION OVER CONTENTION
湖人（rén）球迷：規避工資帽（mào），勝過爭冠實力（lì）！
[–]LakersLovetheNBA23 277 points 4 hours ago
PLANTING TREES OVER HEALTHY KNEES
湖（hú）人球迷（mí）：植樹（shù）造林，好過（guò）健康的膝蓋！(注（zhù）：嘲諷萊昂納德常輪休以及快船（chuán）母公司讚（zàn）助的社區植樹項（xiàng）目來暗地多給（gěi）他錢)
[–]Lakersswords_devil 230 points 4 hours ago
DRIVEN OVER GIVEN
湖人球迷：自己爭取，勝過別人施舍！
[–]LakersONIROTCIV 103 points 4 hours ago
LA OUR WAY
湖人球迷：洛杉磯，玩的就是西海岸！
[–]Lakersxuedad 93 points 4 hours ago
Especially funny when we all found out how they gave their superstar a 50m endorsement for planting trees lmao. Hypocritical.
湖人球迷：最搞笑的是，我們發現他們居然用5000萬（wàn）代言費（fèi）讓他們的（de）巨星去植樹，笑死（sǐ）。真是虛偽。
[–]LakersJayQuips 825 points 4 hours ago*
This Clippers team is so weird I feel like there’s a good basketball team somewhere in there but something is off (besides the age)
Edit: maybe good was too strong of a word lol but at least a .500 team
湖人（rén）球迷（mí）：這支快船太奇（qí）怪了，我感覺他們骨子（zǐ）裏是支好球隊（duì），但就是（shì）哪（nǎ）兒不對勁（除了年齡）。
編輯（jí）：可能“好”這個詞用重了，哈哈，但至少是支五（wǔ）成（chéng）勝率的隊伍（wǔ）吧（ba）。
[–]WarriorsJec1027 333 points 4 hours ago
Zubac regressed and defense as a whole is garbage also kawahi coming off injury
勇士球迷：祖巴茨退步了，整體防守（shǒu）也是垃圾，而且小卡剛傷（shāng）愈複出。
[–]Knickszebrainatux 251 points 4 hours ago
Zach Lowe pointed out on his show if a team goes in transition against them, it’s over
尼克（kè）斯球（qiú）迷：紮克-洛維在節目裏（lǐ）說了，隻要有（yǒu）隊打他們快攻，他們就崩（bēng）了。
[–]WestMeMeRevieweR_23 172 points 4 hours ago
the play where the lakers are milking the clock on the inbounds and for some reason zubac comes to the back court to force luka to pick up the ball only to get beat by a 50 foot pass for a layup was truly the worst defensive possession of the game. Even luka was looking at the clipper bench like wtf
球迷：最（zuì）爛的防守回合是，湖人（rén）發界外球耗時間，結果祖巴茨莫名（míng）其妙跑到（dào）後場逼盧卡接球，然（rán）後就被一記15米的長（zhǎng）傳打穿（chuān）輕鬆（sōng）上籃。連盧卡當時都看著快船替補席，一臉王（wáng）德發。
[–]ClippersTheRealBrownPudding 469 points 4 hours ago
Clippers are a joke franchise. Pulled Kawhi with 4 min left in the 4th quarter as if they have the wins to let him rest.
This team is fucking 12th in the west man how can you afford to do that, shitty ass brainless fucks
快船球（qiú）迷：快船就是個笑話。第四節還剩4分鍾（zhōng）就把小卡換下（xià），好像他們勝券在握似的。這破隊現在TM的西部第12名啊，你怎麽敢的？一群沒腦子的SB。
[–]Lakersbdonballer 101 points 4 hours ago
Kawhi will forever be the face of load management
湖人球迷：小卡永遠是負荷管理的代言人。
[–]WarriorsAkipella 188 points 4 hours ago
Imagine telling people 7-8 years ago a team with a big 3 of James Harden, Kawhi Leonard and Chris Paul would be 5-13 lol
勇士球迷：想象（xiàng）一下，七八年前告訴別人，一支擁有哈登、萊昂納德（dé）和保羅的三巨頭球隊，戰績會（huì）是5勝13負，哈哈。
[–]United StatesJarxzz 307 points 4 hours ago
Would be pretty believable considering their ages
球迷：考慮到他們的年齡，這還挺可信的。
[–]Cavalierscrazyman3642 685 points 4 hours ago
Boi I really hope Luka drops 70 in Dallas on Friday.
騎士球迷：兄弟，我真希望盧卡周五在達（dá）拉斯能砍70分。
[–]MavericksBackupAcct6969420 429 points 4 hours ago
Nobody is hoping for that more than Mavs fans themselves.
獨行俠球（qiú）迷（mí）：沒人比（bǐ）獨行俠球迷自己更希望如此了。
[–]Bulls TakwagonT_Hag 177 points 4 hours ago
Someone save Harden man. There are like 5 teams that need a PG desperately just do it guys.
公牛（niú）球迷：誰來救救哈登吧。大概有5支球隊急需控（kòng）衛，趕緊行動啊，兄弟們。
[–]No-Alternative2897 226 points 4 hours ago
Lakers just look different without Ayton. Not only is the defense bad, you know they are missing their lob target whenever Maxi is out there.
He really gives them that vertical space and another option for their playmaking trio.
球迷：沒有艾頓，湖人看起來（lái）就是不一樣。不僅是防守差了，他們還少了空接（jiē）目標。艾頓真的為他們提供了縱向空間，給了（le）組織三人組另一個選擇。
[–]Lakersmarkjay6 122 points 4 hours ago
Ayton's been great but Jaxson looked pretty good today.
湖人球迷：艾頓（dùn）一直很出色，但今天賈克森-海斯看起來也（yě）挺不錯。
[–]FinalFrash 146 points 4 hours ago
Still a bit strange to see LeBron be the Bruce Wayne to Luka's Terry McGinnis
球迷：看（kàn）到勒布朗扮演布魯斯-韋恩（蝙蝠俠），而盧卡扮演（yǎn）特裏-麥金尼斯（未來蝙蝠俠），還是感覺有點怪怪的。
注：動（dòng）畫《蝙蝠（fú）俠Beyond》梗，指老將帶新人。
[–]LakersPalifaith 344 points 5 hours ago
Despite our record and the Mavs poor start I still think we lost the trade. Imagine if we kept Zubach instead of getting freaking Mike Muskala.
湖人球迷：先不管我們戰績不錯而（ér）獨行俠開局糟糕，我（wǒ）仍覺（jiào）得我們那筆交易虧（kuī）了。想想看，如果我（wǒ）們留下祖巴茨，而不是換來該死（sǐ）的穆斯卡拉（lā）。
[–]LakersWakiLover 95 points 4 hours ago
If you want copium I'll share mine:
iirc had no cap room for Zubac anyways at the end of year
Javale was throwing a bit of a hissy fit loosing his minutes to Zubac
No Zubac trade means maybe Javale doesn't come back
Javale fit the team's defensive identity on defense and athleticism in 19-20, leading to a chip
Worst of all, it means no bubble vlogs
湖人球迷：如果你想吸點“安慰劑”，我可以分享我（wǒ）的：
沒記錯的話，那年年底我們反正也沒有薪金空（kōng）間留祖巴茨了。
麥基當時因為上場時間被祖巴茨擠掉（diào）而有點鬧（nào）情緒。
不交易祖（zǔ）巴茨，可能麥基就不會回來。
麥基符合2019-20賽季球隊的（de）防守特質和運動能力（lì），最終幫助我們奪冠。
最糟的是，那就沒（méi）有園區冠軍了。
[–]Han50lo 369 points 4 hours ago
gabe vincent put up a 0/0/0/0/0 statline with a foul and a turnover and still managed to be +17
球迷：文森特交出0分0板0助0斷0帽，外加1犯規1失誤的（de）數據單，結果正負值居然（rán）是+17。
[–]Lakersmarkjay6 61 points 4 hours ago
Player of the game! :-)
湖人（rén）球迷：本場最佳球員！:-)
來源：Reddit
編譯：Aaron
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